We build funnels that make cold traffic say “shut up and take my money” on autopilot
We'll transform your website that captures leads, nurtures and sell on autopilot, without spending a dime more on ads or posting desperately to get conversions.





Updated 8th Nov:
Dear (ADHD, Stressed-Out) Business Builder…
Time for some honesty?
You Probably won’t say it aloud, but know it deep down.
Cold traffic doesn’t give a flying f*ck who you are…
and neither your brand vision.
You’re probably sitting there wondering why your “decent” traffic
turns into exactly 0.0004 customers.
refreshing analytics like it’s a slot machine.
praying the numbers magically go up.
Meanwhile you’re drowning in noise:
“Post every day!”
“Start a newsletter!”
“Do a webinar!”
“Make a personal brand!”
“Sell a course!”
“Make a funnel!”
“THAT GUY ON LINKEDIN SAYS ORGANIC IS DEAD!!” (F*ck me)
Bro. Give it a rest.
You’re not a 14-armed circus octopus.
And while you’re trying to juggle 47 ‘must-do’ good boy tasks,
your landing page is quietly hanging there..
in existential crisis, bleeding money like a stabbing victim.
Cold traffic bounces.
Warm leads get confused.
Your CTA button might as well say:
“Click here to be disappointed”
But look, this isn’t a roast session. (Okay, it’s kind of a roast session.)
But, this is about why you’re here.
You want your traffic to convert.
You want your funnel to stop leaking money.
You want more customers from the same damn effort.
You want your time back, your sanity back,
and maybe a vacation where you don’t check
Analytics and calander every 14 minutes.
Whatever your reason.. It starts with making ONE decision:
Stop duct-taping your funnel together
and let someone who actually knows what the hell they’re doing to fix it.
We build funnels that don’t win design awards But gets you the $$$
and lemme guess..
that’s what You’re here for..
So I think you should ..
With Media Crowns, its 10x More easier,
We create Customer Journeys that Actually* Converts 24/7 like clockwork
Imagine a sales-person, that never sleeps, never takes off, never asks for a sick leave? and sells all day everyday? Yep, that's what we build.
Ready to build landing pages that increase
AOV, ROAS, and your CFO's happiness?
Why Trust Media Crowns?
We build funnels that actually* convert (No B.S)
After creating 200+ landing pages and funnels across multiple industries, B2B, SaaS, coaching, e-commerce, and more, we know exactly what makes people click, engage, and convert.
Our world-class team of strategists, copywriters, designers, and developers, led by a dedicated creative lead, ensures every project isn’t just a pretty design but a conversion machine that drives real results.
Worked for thousands of others, yes it would work for you too
Funnels designed with a primary focus on Conversion and less Gradients
Imagine a sales-person, that never sleeps, never takes off, never asks for a sick leave? and sells all day everyday? Yep, that's what we build.
37%
Decrease in customer acquisition cost on Meta (Facebook & Instagram
22%
Click-through rate from the landing page to checkout.
17%
Increase in LTV from organic linkedin traffic and adspend
246%
Increase in ad spend, after implementing a our landing page
*Results are typical, it may very depending upon the industry
The Non-BS 10x Conversions Timeline
Some of the Crownpieces we've crafted that convert like crazy..












From scratch to profits, we've done it all
Get a High-converting sales machine, Scratch to Scale (DFY)
We build landing pages that turn cold traffic into buyers.
No fluff, no “pretty design” bullshit, just a fully engineered sales system built to convert, capture, and close.
Our pages strip out confusion, highlight your value instantly, and guide customers into taking action like it’s the only logical next step.
DFY Sales Machine Build
$$$ - Custom quote after strategy call
What's Included?
- Ideation and Conversion Concepts
- Wireframe (UX)
- Copywriting
- Lead Magnets and Capture
- UI Design with existing brand guidelines and assets
- Offer Positoning and Development
- Lead + customer capture setup
- Full analytics + tracking integration (FB, GTM, Clarity)
- Fast, optimized development ready
- Paid Traffic
- Scale and Beyond
Plug n play into any tech stack on earth
How we compare?
We don’t just build sales pages, we engineer high-converting machines. Every element, every word, every funnel is designed to drive results, not fluff. You get measurable growth, period.
- No Internal Resources Needed
- External Customer POV
- Built by LP Experts
- Formal QA Process for Bugs & Load Time
- Lifetime Support?
- Converts?
- No Internal Resources Needed
- External Customer POV
- Built by LP Experts
- Formal QA Process for Bugs & Load Time
- Lifetime Support?
- Converts?
Inhouse/Agencies
Sometimes
Sometimes
- No Internal Resources Needed
- External Customer POV
- Built by LP Experts (over $180M in LP GMV)
- Formal QA Process for Bugs & Load Time
- Easy to Edit by the Marketing Team
- Converts?
In-House Team
Sometimes
Sometimes
Other Agencies and Dorks
Sometimes
Sometimes
Here's why people love us
We thought our LinkedIn content was fine, but our leads were barely covering costs. After they revamped our posts and outreach, our ROI went from breaking even to 7x in 2 months. Feels unreal
Frequently Asked Questions
Both. We either design a high-converting funnel from zero or audit and optimize your current pages, flows, and messaging to boost conversions.
We focus on high-converting lead capture funnels, webinar funnels, product launch funnels, and paid traffic funnels for B2B and B2C businesses.
If your goal is conversions and lead capture, a focused landing page usually works better. Full websites are only needed if you have multiple services/products and need SEO, content, or credibility support.
We start with a 1-on-1 strategy session to map your funnel goals, offer, and audience. Then we audit your current pages, messaging, and traffic sources, and provide a step-by-step roadmap before we start building or optimizing anything.
Both can work, but paid traffic gives control and speed. Organic can supplement and reduce costs, but for predictable results, combining them is the fastest path to consistent conversions.
Definitely. We often combine LinkedIn posts, newsletters, and content with paid ads to increase funnel efficiency and get predictable results faster.
Absolutely. We audit your current funnel, identify bottlenecks in copy, design, or flow, and implement changes that improve lead capture and conversion rates.
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